under the missile shield

i am putting in a tender
for the government’s new missle shield

i believe my proposal
will be the most sophisticated
and efficient defence system
ever

in my presentation
i will need no powerpoint
because it’s rude to point
i will need no props
but i will pull out all stops

except my fingers
shoved in my ears
keeping out the talking
until someone hears
me going la la la la la